Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Chapter 284: Arrange a Job for Me

Netizens are indeed very sharp.

Especially now that the internet is so developed, they can just search online and find information about nearby islands.

When they realized that the nearby islands had been sealed off, they immediately sensed that Wu Bin and his group must have encountered something big.

Otherwise, why would that area of the sea suddenly be sealed off?

No matter what the netizens speculated, Wu Bin always insisted in front of the camera that he was just wandering around nearby.

Wu Bin wasn’t foolish, after all, he was a member of the Ninth School.

Capturing the Barbaric Dragon was not something he would go around talking about carelessly, to avoid bringing disaster upon himself.

When Wu Bin and his group returned to the school, the final exams had already ended.

The first semester of their freshman year officially ended, and having crammed at the last minute, the students now fully relaxed again, starting to discuss where to go or what to eat before heading home.

In the dorm, Song Bing was sitting on the couch, talking on his phone.

"Mom, how many times have I told you, even though our school is on break tomorrow, I still need to hang out with my classmates, right?"

"You’re usually not that fond of me, so why, after I’ve been away for just a few months, are you rushing me to come home?"

"I don’t want braised pork; that braised pork of yours is too greasy, I don’t like it, just some vegetarian dishes will do."

"Ugh, can you stop being annoying, I already told you I don’t like those dishes, can’t you just not buy them?"

Song Bing still looked impatient after hanging up the phone.

Xue Qiang laughed and said, "What’s up, Old Song? You seem in a bad mood."

"Get lost, you’re the only one who’s happy to be going home, huh?"

Instead of getting angry, Xue Qiang laughed and responded, "Of course, I’m happy about going home."

"It’s great being at home, you have everything, enjoying delicious and spicy food, isn’t that more comfortable than being at school?"

Song Bing looked at Xue Qiang with disdain and said, "Look at you, that’s all you think about, going home just to eat and drink?"

"In school, I can play games as late as I want, and I can go out and communicate with juniors and seniors anytime I want."

"But once I’m home, that’s no longer possible. My parents are super controlling, they keep a tight leash on me, and once I’m back, it’s like I’m the Monkey King trapped under the Mountain of Five Fingers. Do you get what I’m saying?"

Xue Qiang shrugged his shoulders.

"I don’t understand, all I know is when I’m home, I’m the boss. What I say goes. So when I go back, it’s really like a prince returning home, as comfortable as it can be."

"Wu Bin, when are you heading back?"

Xue Qiang asked casually, but as soon as the words left his mouth, he realized he had said the wrong thing.

Wu Bin was an orphan; when school was out, everyone else could go home, but where could he go?

Song Bing was fed up with Xue Qiang’s thoughtlessness.

He really did know how to put his foot in his mouth.

While checking his Penguin messages, Wu Bin said, "It’s fine, I’ll just stay at school, it’s quite good here, going back would just be me alone anyway."

Unable to help himself, Song Bing said to Wu Bin, "Old Wu, why don’t you come back with me? My home has plenty of rooms, and my parents have always wanted me to bring friends home. The more the merrier, and my parents would be happy too."

Xue Qiang also said, "Or you could come to my place, we also have plenty of rooms, and the best part is the freedom at my house. Unlike Old Song’s place, which sounds very traditional with all sorts of rules. You’d definitely feel uncomfortable there."

Song Bing: ...

"You fool, if you’re going to invite someone, just do it. Why do you have to praise one and put down another?"

"Can’t you speak without dissing me first?"

Knowing they meant well, Wu Bin smiled and said, "Don’t worry about me, guys. I’m doing quite well just staying in school. I still have some business matters to deal with, and I’m at a critical stage right now."

"Some business matters to deal with?"

Why did it feel so extravagant when Wu Bin said that?

Song Bing walked over and patted Wu Bin on the shoulder, saying, "Old Wu, between brothers, there’s no need for formalities."

"I’ll say it again, whenever you want to come over to my place, just give me a call, and I’ll come pick you up at the station. Let’s not be so formal with each other, bro."

"And about your business, if it’s not making much money, maybe don’t bother with it for now. After all, we’re still students, and we should prioritize our studies."

As soon as Song Bing spoke, Bingbing sitting nearby couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

The viewers in the live stream also started commenting heartily.

"Did I hear that right? Song Bing actually said that college students should prioritize their studies? Isn’t he the one who plays games in his dorm all day long?"

"I caught a glimpse of his game account during a stream once, dude, playing games for ten hours a day, and that’s called prioritizing studies?"

"You guys just don’t understand. Can the attitude towards studying before and after exams be the same? It’s like the attitude towards women before and after marriage. It’s the same principle. So I think Song Bing’s statement now is fine, I support Song Bing."

Wu Bin looked up at Song Bing and saw that he was looking at him sincerely, which seemed genuine.

So Wu Bin said, "I really don’t need to, I still have a lot of stuff to get done at school, and I’m worried that the holiday break won’t be enough."

"You guys do your thing, don’t mind me."

Right after Wu Bin finished speaking, his QQ messenger started flashing.

Song Bing took a close look and was immediately surprised.

"This avatar looks so familiar. Old Wu, who is this?"

Looking at the QQ avatar, Song Bing felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

Song Bing had an ominous premonition.

Because any avatar that could leave a deep impression on him definitely belonged to a stunning beauty; otherwise, he absolutely wouldn’t bother checking out the avatar for no reason.

Wu Bin responded with an "Oh," saying, "Oh, the operations manager of my website, named Lin something or other."

Song Bing tensed up and blurted out, "It wouldn’t happen to be Lin Nan, would it?"

Wu Bin nodded.

"Yeah, seems like it’s Lin Nan. Why, do you know her?"

Song Bing hooked his arm around Wu Bin’s shoulder and winked at him.

"Old Wu, you’re doing pretty well for yourself, even managing to recruit the beauty queen of the Commerce Department?"

"Are there any positions available in your company? Give me one. Salary doesn’t matter; what’s important is getting to meet and interact more with senior Lin Nan."

Wu Bin was amused.

Here was someone volunteering for unpaid labor.