Dear Mr. Shi

Chapter 500 - 500 500 Satire Perfect Retort

?Chapter 500: 500, Satire, Perfect Retort Chapter 500: 500, Satire, Perfect Retort He grunted and laughed, “Dude, what’s wrong with a touch? It’s not like it’s going to get anyone pregnant. If touching hands could make people pregnant, everyone in Europe would be having babies.”

Shi Yuhuan’s voice continued in a leisurely manner, half-joking and half-serious, “I don’t know about other people, but when you were sixteen, you told everyone you had merely held a girl’s hand, and she ended up getting pregnant.”

“Good heavens! No way, Li Qianze! You’re too terrifying!” Song Qinghuan exclaimed.

Li Qianze looked extremely awkward. “No, it wasn’t like that. It really wasn’t.”

“It’s been so many years, I almost forgot about that incident,” Li Chengyun said, his handsome face inscrutable.

It was clear he sided with Shi Yuhuan in this matter.

Continuing the playful interrogation, Shi Yuhuan asked, “Chengyun, do you remember the girl’s name? Was it Xiaomi? Aili? Or Lulu? But one thing is for sure, he was scared to death that year, rushed to me in tears, afraid you’ll kill him for making the girl pregnant by just kissing her hand.”

His last sentence sent Song Qinghuan into peals of laughter. “Li Qianze, you’re hilarious! I want to know what happened next, afterwards you guys…”

A glass was slammed down on the table, interrupting Song Qinghuan mid-sentence. It was Li Qianze.

Li Qianze seemed to be angry.

Song Qinghuan realized that Shi Yuhuan might have taken the joke a little too far.

However, after the slam, Shi Yuhuan carried on as if nothing happened, “Later, he admitted to everyone that he had slept in the same bed with the girl when he was drunk.”

Seeing the sour look on Li Qianze’s face, Song Qinghuan gave Shi Yuhuan a nudge trying to tell him not to embarrass Li Qianze further.

Realizing his gaffe, Shi Yuhuan apologized without sounding sorry. “I digressed a bit. It taught you a lesson at least. There won’t be such problems with a series of girlfriends you dated later. Or maybe not…”

In a tone of regret, he continued, “It’s a bit of a pity really. It turned out to be a false alarm. Otherwise, Qianze, you would have been the earliest one to be a dad amongst us.”

Inwardly, Song Qinghuan groaned. How could Shi Yuhuan be so tactless? He might think he was explaining things, but he was indeed presenting Li Qianze as a bad boy.

Moreover, a playboy who disrespects women and treats love like a game.

But Shi Yuhuan was not unintentional. He deliberately expressed it in such a manner as to let Song Qinghuan know that he was that type of person.

That brat, acting fresh. He even tried to steal his girl, he deserved a lesson.

Li Qianze clearly understood, unnerved yet managed to restrain himself since Shi Yuhuan was stating the truth.

Li Chengyun’s face was as calm as always. He showed no embarrassment for his brother’s awkward situation. If anything, he procured a sense of schadenfreude.

With a profound glance at Song Qinghuan, the intelligent Chengyun figured out why Shi Yuhuan had suddenly stopped defending Li Qianze, agreed to let him return to the Li Family, and wanted him to bring someone back as soon as possible. He also understood why Li Qianze all of a sudden wanted him to stay at Shi Yuhuan’s place.

So, that’s what it was.