My Goddess is Good at Pretending

Chapter 202: Heaven Channel



Chapter 202: Heaven Channel

[Sacred Heaven Grimoire tries to establish a spiritual connection]

[Forming a bond... Establish a contract...]

[Waiting for permission...]

"Hmm?" Elysia blinked her eyes in astonishment. She just took the Heavenly-tier grimoire out, and it immediately offered a contract.

Sacred Heaven possessed a pure, holy aura. Because of that, Elysia didn’t need to think long before she gave her permission and established a contract with this living artifact.

[Permission is granted]

[Connecting to Heaven...]

[Measuring power... Error! Username: Supreme Goddess of Mysterious Origin. Cultivation Realm: 20th Rank. Origin: Unknown. Initializing... 0%... 10%... 50%... 100%]

[Welcome to the Heaven Channel]

"Hmm?" Elysia let go of the grimoire because it tried to open itself.

It opened several pages and stopped at a particular sheet. A virtual screen appeared before her vision, displaying content similar to her Elysium Chat Group.

[Supreme Goddess of Mysterious Origin joined the chat]

"This..." Elysia looked at Miko and pointed at the virtual screen.

"Hmm~ It’s like the Elysium Chat Group. They do try to contact you but can’t do it directly. This grimoire is the catalyst for that." Miko crossed her arms and nodded in understanding.

She then realized something important and brought her face closer to her mother. "Mom, you haven’t checked the Elysium Chat Group, right? I implore you to check it soon. At least, leave a sentence or two for your faithful servants."

"I’m still preserving my spiritual energy... Being the center of everything is difficult enough for my current condition. But~ Mm, I have an idea. Sync with me, and I will access it through you." Elysia held Miko’s cheeks with a beaming smile at her brilliant idea.

She should not use her power too much before the backlashes disappear. However, with her reliable avatar by her side, she didn’t need to use her power and risk extending the recovery period.

Miko knew it. She was almost fully recovered, but her mother wasn’t. Her mother’s faster recovery remained a priority. Thus, she agreed without needing to ask. "Un, alright."

Elysia synced with her plushie avatar and opened the Elysium Chat Group. She scrolled it up and down to check everyone’s situation.

However, she stopped at the part where everyone discussed their pink mermaid friend.

"Everyone is on their way here, and they are fine. However... Is Dorienne Lorelei missing in action? Her status is also yellow. She is affected by spiritual influence or something blocking her spirit connection." Elysia looked at everyone as she could tell they knew this situation.

"Mm, that’s our guess. Luna is currently looking for Dory in the deep ocean with the help of the local overlord." Yuuki nodded in agreement.

"Mm, we should wait for Luna’s news first." Elysia looked up, trying to see Zera’s expression. However, Zera’s breasts blocked her view.

She then leaned her back against Zera and rested her head on Zera’s breasts as if they were her pillow.

"Hm?" Zera looked at Elysia’s curious gaze in wonder.

"Zera, I think... you need to wear a winter dress. You see... many guests will visit, and our male disciples find it hard to look at you in this tight-fitting full-body suit." Elysia stated her request in a gentle tone.

"Alright." Zera snapped her finger. Black mist enveloped her body, and her outfit changed into an all-black warm winter dress with extra fur.

Her current outfit would resemble a particular ice queen royal dress, but a dark version.

"Perfect~" Elysia gave a thumbs up.

She then sat sweetly on Zera’s lap and sent a greeting to her Elysium Chat Group.

Elysia v1: [Greetings. Everyone’s development in the last five years has been so fruitful. There are so many things I want to say, but let’s postpone that until we meet again. See you soon at Sacred Mountain, Northern Realm~]

Vanessa: [Master~ You finally joined us in this group chat! I miss you so much! <3 But what is v1? Also, when can we use voice transmission?]

Gabriella: [Ellie! Glad to know you’re safe and sound. We will arrive at your location as soon as possible. Please wait for us!]

Xentia: [Master Elysia, we’ll be back shortly. Our spaceship will arrive at the Sacred Mountain in two days.]

Lyla: [That’s almost two days away, but we’re still in outer space.]

Xentia: [That’s the planet’s orbit.]

Luna: [My master, Goddess Elysia... Despite already arriving at Terra World, we will probably need a little more time to arrive. We are looking for the missing Dory at the moment.]

Elysia v1: [Understood. I communicate through my plushie avatar. I need a little longer to recover my full power. Please proceed with your search mission, Luna. We will send help soon.]

Luna: [Affirmative.]

Elysia gave an OK hand gesture to everyone around her. They then nodded in satisfaction as they could tell their distant comrades would feel relieved because of Elysia’s words.

Elysia then switched to the Sacred Heaven Grimoire to send her greeting to the Heaven Channel. However, a bit of a commotion occurred there.

Heavenly Dao: [Please forgive us for being unable to greet you directly due to the many obstacles between the Quadtria’s Divine World and its other worlds. Welcome to our Heaven Channel, the almighty Supreme Goddess of the distant universe. We wish you a speedy recovery!]

Goddess of Spring: [E-eh! For real!? A 20th Rank Goddess joined our Heavenly Guardian rank! The Supreme Order is not just a myth and fantasy!?]

Ninety-Nine Hearts Great Sage: [God gracious. It’s so sudden. @Heavenly Dao, who did you just recruit, sir? Wouldn’t it be dangerous to have an impromptu super-powerful member like this? Moreover, she is the Supreme Order who can wipe out our universe into nothingness with just a snap of her finger...]

Agent of the White Realm: [With due all respect, please be polite, everyone. @Supreme Goddess of Mysterious Origin, welcome to our channel. Heavenly Agents, Heaven’s chosen ones, and Heavenly Guardians gather here to share information or just casually chat.]

Blue Star Immortal Sovereign: [Welcome, honorable Supreme Goddess. But speedy recovery? Are you injured and recovering? If you don’t mind, I can help you.]

Empyrean Dove: [Trying to curry favor with the newly joined Supreme Goddess? My lady, please ignore that lecher’s approach. He is a womanizer, and his healing skills are actually mediocre. If you need help, we have several peerless experts in the field. @Healers, come here, seniors. We need you.]

Empyrean Dove: [Moderators are here. Please remember me before I am sentenced.]

Agent of the Dark Realm: [You summoned all the healers!?]

[@Empyrean Dove has been muted for one day]

"..." Elysia blinked her eyes in astonishment.

The group chat was crowded, and she had difficulty following everyone’s conversation.

Heavenly Dao and the Agents were also a bit troubled. They took firm action to avoid the heavy chat flow by activating slow mode.

Elysia then moved to the most recent one.

Agent of the White Realm: [Hold your horses and calm yourselves down, everyone. You flood the chat and might scare our new recruit. She is our powerful helper. You don’t know how hard it is for us to gain her favor.]

Chakra Divine Tree: [Greetings, is she really a Supreme One? The 20th Rank Goddess is real?]

Agent of the White Realm: [Do you want to question our Lord Heavenly Dao’s judgment again? He met her in person beforehand. Our system can measure up to 19th Rank, but our esteemed lady’s strength is unmeasurable.]

Mystic Stellar Saintess: [That’s really surprising. The Agents hid this fact from us all this time. Heavenly Dao personally recruited the Supreme One from a distant universe, and she is clearly someone extraordinarily great. Welcome to join us. Hopefully, we can cooperate in the future. May I know where you are now, @Supreme Goddess of Mysterious Origin? I hope we can meet soon!]

Supreme Goddess of Mysterious Origin: [Pleased to meet you, everyone. I would really appreciate it if you explain something to me before anything else. @Heavenly Dao, I’ll smack you once later for not saying anything to me beforehand and throwing a lot of trouble at my avatar.]

Elysia sent her first greeting chat with dissatisfaction.

Heavenly Dao: [My lady, please have mercy and pardon my rudeness. I’ve left everything you need to know with the grimoire in your hand. Also, please pardon us. We also have difficulty reaching you because of your divine protection. Furthermore, we have just strengthened the Divine World’s realm boundary. I hope you can open the path by activating the altar and go to Divine World sooner.]

Supreme Goddess of Mysterious Origin: [Fine, but I’ll still smack you once later.]

Goddess Of Glory: [Oh dear... I can finally see the day our Lord Heavenly Dao fears someone. Please eagerly await her smack~ She is clearly dissatisfied and angry~]

Heavenly Dao: [Shut up. She possessed so much good karma and a pure, benevolent divine aura. She is just joking around. Unlike you, an old ghost with no sense of humor... she is young, benevolent, and kind-hearted despite possessing Supreme Power.]

Goddess Of Glory: [Oh? So you’re favoring the young? And did you just say I’m an old woman? My lady, please smack this Heavenly Dao just once for us too!]

Elysia left the chat with an amused smile. She then checked what information He-Dao had left for her in that grimoire.

"Mama, I need to get ready to welcome those visitors. They should be taken to the mountain foot in a few minutes, but I still want to be here with you..." Miko checked her clock artifact. She wanted to accompany her mother for longer but had to handle those troublesome matters soon.

"Mm, alright. It’s just a matter of a moment. Please tell me if you need anything. But~ It was mama, mother, mom, then back to mama again. What are you trying to pull, precious?" Elysia was amused by her adorable avatar’s behavior.

"Hehee~" Miko chuckled when she received head pats from her mother. She then confessed. "I found Mama as the most loving one."

Miko then bid her farewell to her mother, although somewhat unwilling. Sylvia and Evelyn also excused themselves as they had to do several things to help Miko with today’s tasks.


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