Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?)

Unexpected evolution in the morning

Hello everyone!

(Yay!)

It was another beautiful day with a blue sky, the sun high, and birds singing...

(So high!)

(Amazing!)

(Great!)

... Everything was perfectly normal as I looked outside the window.

<"How long are you going to pretend not to see it?">

"So I wasn't hallucinating... right?"

<"Not this time.">

Haaaa... okay... I can't avoid it forever... Alright! I have to face reality!

"Why is the straw doll flying?!"

That's right, dear reader, a straw doll was actually flying in the sky over my backyard when I woke up this morning...

I know you're wondering, "How did that happen?"

But honestly, let's be frank, I don't know either!

So, like the cultured person I am, I went to the most reliable source of knowledge I have access to to find out.

"That's why I'm counting on you, Professor Echidna!"

<"This consultation will cost you 3 desserts.">

"Make it 2 in the morning!"

<"2 in the morning and 3 in the afternoon.">

"Ugh... Fine!"

I hate being so weak at negotiating...

"So please explain why that straw doll is flying!"

<"I actually already know the answer.">

"You do?!"

<"That's right, and it's actually quite simple, though truly bizarre.">

"Why?"

<"That's because that straw doll seems to have absorbed divine energy.">

"..... Huh?!"

Honestly, I really didn't expect that answer from Echidna. After all, according to the previous explanation Echidna gave me about spiritual, cursed, and divine energy, they're not supposed to be able to mix normally.

Why don't they normally mix?

Excellent question!!

Well, the reason is actually quite simple, and that is... because divine energy is too powerful!

To give you an example, divine energy is like literally putting a miniature sun inside your body. That's why only the strongest curses or select humans are capable of using it after a lot of effort."

So, in conclusion...

That straw doll's state is very dangerous!"

"Will my baby be okay?!"

<"Did you just call...?">

"ANSWER ME!!"

<"I-it'll be fine. To begin with, if you look closely, you'll notice it actually seems to have adapted already.">

"Huh...?"

When I turned to look at the straw doll, as Echidna said, I was able to notice something I had overlooked until now.

"It's golden?!"

That's right, the straw doll wasn't just capable of flying, it had also turned golden. That, combined with the red blanket I gave it, used as a cape, made it look like a true 'superhero'.

In fact, the only thing it would be missing is shooting lightning...

(LIGHTNING!)

... NEVERMIND.

<"This actually looks interesting.">

"How did this happen...?"

And so, another day began, without me knowing that this was just the beginning of a series of consecutive events today...