My Goddess is Good at Pretending

Chapter 325: Yeeted to the Backroom

In the vast outer space, a cosmic spectacle unfolded as the giant Mother Goddess emerged as the celestial guardian of the Earth Planet. Her presence was a radiant beacon against the cosmic void.

The Mother Goddess came forth as a colossal celestial form. Her figure was a fusion of terrestrial elements and cosmic energies, embodying the Earth’s essence magnified to cosmic proportions.

She was draped in flowing garments woven from the fabric of galaxies. The Mother Goddess’ attire sparkled with stardust and cosmic energies. Celestial patterns adorned her heavenly robes.

The eyes of the Mother Goddess’ celestial manifestation radiated with the luminosity of stars, each one a gateway to the boundless wisdom.

The Mother Goddess extended her arms in a gesture of divine protection.

Elysia was dazzled by the sunlight, but the colossal shadow made her look up.

It was the Mother Goddess’ colossal celestial manifestation with a body as large as a continent. Those twin great celestial mountains bounced a little, but that was the last thing Elysia could see before Mother Goddess’ celestial manifestation smacked her and threw her away.

*Smack!*

It was like being hit by a gigantic star with tremendous force. Elysia wasn’t ready to receive the blow from friendly fire, but her multi-layered barrier nullified the damage.

Unfortunately, the impact caused her to be blown away. Elysia’s first barrier cracked, but Elena suddenly realized something unusual emerged from behind.

’Ely, stabilize yourself in mid-air! Look back!’ Elena reminded Elysia in a panic, feeling angry about Gaia’s ambush.

’!?’ Elysia spread her divine sense and immediately stabilized herself mid-air.

However, she had entered the dimensional gap that was waiting behind her. The dimensional gap soon closed very quickly, sealing her inside.

Before the gap completely closed, Elysia looked at Mother Goddess’ celestial manifestation with a sad gaze, feeling betrayed. "Why? I thought we were friends..."

Once the dimensional gap closed, a white-haired divine lady emerged from within the Mother Goddess’ celestial manifestation, feeling frightened and panicked. "Oh no... I messed it up. It wasn’t the evil Outer God, but Ely... Earth’s sealed dimensional realm... It’s the one-way entrance with no way out. I can only throw someone in, not the other way around. This is very bad. What should I do?"

Gaia bit her finger and held her head, feeling anxious. After more than five years of not seeing each other, Elysia’s appearance and divinity changed a lot. It took her a few seconds to recognize the newly arrived unknown divine entity was actually Elysia.

However, her celestial guardian manifestation had taken action in auto mode to repel the encroaching forces of the Outer God.

"No, wait. There’s still that metal gate. I need to contact Ely through that metal gate. I can open it for a moment for Ely to come out." Gaia broke out in cold sweat upon the difficult choice, but she had to take the risk.

Even though it would release some apocalyptic monsters in the process, she had to bring Elysia out and apologize as soon as possible, or the impact would be fatal if Elysia turned into an enemy.

Mother Goddess’ celestial manifestation vanished, and Gaia flew down to Earth, rushing to a mountainous region between Asia and the Middle East.

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On the other side of the Earth dimension, Elysia was thrown into an unknown realm with nothing but a colorful vast sea below and a starry night sky above.

Elysia smoothly landed in the vast, colorful ocean, creating a faint, dripping noise that broke the silence.

’Even Gaia has forgotten us? She regards us as enemies now.’ Elysia wondered in disbelief.

’Whatever it is, we will make her pay for this.’ Elena was also furious. Friendly fire was the one that she couldn’t tolerate.

’We’ll find out about the truth later. However, where are we now? This realm is the separated dimension, probably Earth’s backroom sealed dimensional realm, which is used to dispose of doomsday creatures and variables like us.’ Ai observed their surroundings by expanding Elysia’s divine sense to the maximum.

Despite the relationship they had already built, Gaia yeeted them into the Earth’s backroom as a greeting.

’Can we punch a hole and create our own exit?’ Elena came up with a suggestion, and Elysia agreed with it.

Elysia flew up and made a grasping motion, tearing the dimension like fragile glass. She made a dimensional crack in the air and flew out of that sealed dimensional realm. Still, she ended up in the same realm as the previous one.

She tried various methods several times to open her own exit. Yet, she always ended up in the initial sealed dimensional realm. The dimensional gaps and cracks she created were also restored, leaving no trace behind.

’It’s like a realm that will trap us forever.’ Elysia crossed her arms with complete astonishment.

’Ely, do you remember what you learned on Earth as Ali? Earth used to be a magical world. Do you remember that? As Ai suspected, this sealed dimensional realm was most likely a place to confine the monsters that ravaged Earth long ago.’ Elena began with her guesswork, but she felt sure it was close to the truth.

’Then, the reason Gaia threw us here...’ Elysia bit her lower lips.

’Yup, she sees us as a threat and will seal us forever here.’ Ai thought about it deeply.

’But, why didn’t Gaia throw Alashor into this sealed dimensional realm when he messed up Earth and Heaven five years ago?’ Elysia pursed her lips, feeling unhappy. She wanted to ask Gaia for an explanation, but their situation seemed more complicated than expected.

’Her divine avatar was killed by his ambush, giving her a heavy backlash. However, Alashor has never been involved in a direct confrontation with Gaia. So, she can’t throw him into this sealed dimensional realm.’ Elena sighed.

’Let’s focus on our current situation and find a way out first.’ Elysia also couldn’t help but sigh.

Since there is an entrance there, then the exit is obviously somewhere. Regardless of anything, they would get out of there and ask Gaia for an explanation.

"???" Elysia flew away, but she stopped in her tracks when she caught a glimpse of a moving shadow from within the colorful ocean.

She couldn’t see land anywhere, and she also couldn’t measure how deep the colorful ocean was. That moving shadow was clearly a calamity-class creature that could bring doomsday once it was released to Earth.

’One has already appeared to say hello. I’m sure there’s more than one in this vast realm.’ Elysia activated her divine battlesuit and summoned her heavenly sword.

Just as she was about to inspect the approaching calamity monster, a massive fishtail appeared on the surface, creating a huge tsunami wave hundreds of meters high.

*Slash*

Elysia swung her sword vertically, splitting the giant wave in two.

’Where did that colossal fish go?’ Elysia spread her divine sense to the maximum, but her flawless perception scope was limited to two kilometers.

She tried to see beyond it using her Sacred Vision, but the ambush suddenly came from above.

*Rumble*

A supermassive single-horned blue whale opened its mouth wide as if it was splitting itself in two. A mini black hole rotates like a spiraling abyss, sucking anything into it.

Elysia took a defensive measure, but she was sucked into the massive whale’s stomach, falling into the blue sea in the middle of the void.

The mysterious blue liquid soaked her barriers and inflicted various debuffs, corroding the outermost layer.

The adverse effects were nullified right after by Elysia’s mere thought, but the moisture emerged as the after-effect, making her divine dress slightly wet, sticking to her skin, revealing her flawless heavenly curves more clearly.

’Are we eaten?’ Elysia squinted her eyes, looking up as she sank deeper into the corrosive blue sea.

’Yes, we just got eaten by a super big whale. I believe this whale is as big as all of Japan. But, hey, Ely! We need to get out of here quickly. We will assist you.’ Elena nudged Ai’s arm and started working to assist Elysia from within the Elysian Realm.

’It’s okay. I shall slash upon this void and put an end to this bold whale.’ Elysia returned to her feet, standing on the surface of the blue acid sea.

Elysia held her new heavenly sword and accumulated divine energy in the blade. "El Espada, first move, Judgment."

As her tender voice resounded, the shining white blade was pulled out from its sheath, and the void split into countless fragments.

The supermassive blue whale was reduced to pieces and melted into liquid.

Elysia’s new first sword move killed the monster before she could check its status screen. However, a sparkling blue crystal orb caught her attention.

She immediately caught it and flew out of the colorful ocean, soaring high up in the sky before inspecting it.

<| Divine Grade (Low) | All-Devouring Whale Core |>

’All-devouring whale?’ Elysia inspected the blue crystal core closely. She could sense the whale’s soul fragment was stored inside and revive the monster from this core.

However, she wouldn’t bother it for now. More importantly, her status screen format was changed to follow Earth’s world laws!

’That’s Earth’s status screen. Ely, open yours.’ Elena was curious about Elysia’s status screen, but instead of opening it herself, she would check it together.

<| Lv. Error | Unknown Outer Goddess | Elysia | HP: 2.9M / 1E99 | EP: 9.2E11 / 1E99 |>

<| STR: 594 | AGI: 968 | VIT: 9.2E11 | INT: 65.4K |>

’What’s this? Unknown Outer Goddess? My level is error?’ Elysia scratched her head.

Earth’s world laws were half Vrelenia’s, but both worlds had many similarities. She didn’t know why her level was displayed as an error. If her level was maxed because of the world’s suppression, it should show level 255 instead.